14:11

Mass panic has entered the Win4now offices...

Kerry and Rob were feeling a bit sickly after lunch and have now convinced themselves and the rest of the office that Leigionares disease is infiltrating our offices through the air conditioning system.

The latest from Linda in personnel is...

"Here are the symptoms of the disease you all suspect you have I would advise that all who have symptoms attend the doctors asap and let personnel know the outcome." The list of symptoms followed and I think it's safe to say the only disease in the office is the horrific it's-nearly-the-weekend-and -I-want-to-go-home.

Design Martyn's response to this was...

"A bird sneezed on me this morning and a little bit of bird snot entered my nasal passages could I have bird flu?"

He's not convinced we're all done for and neither am I. I just wish it was half past five and I had a nice whiskey and coke in my hand.

13:47

I've just had my lunch and ate way too much so now I'm ready for a snooze.

I'm still trying to finish the world's longest survey, if the Guiness Book of Records reject it after I've finished there will be tears. I'm onto the section on families now and there's really only so many questions I can think of to do with Grandparents and long lost relatives.

Helen had a dream that Adele was pregnant last night, apparently she was very upset about this. Adele's not pregnant but it sounds like an ace way to get a few months of work.

There's a debate on the radio about Steve Irwin's death, a woman's just rung up and said he deserved it - a bit harsh I think.

09:41

Today I have to try and finish putting together the longest questionnaire in the world. Have just walked to the water cooler to avoid doing it. Then I went to the loo. There is very little to do for distractions in this office, I've not even had any junk email to delete in the last fifteen minutes.
Ken Bruce is on the radio so I'm listening to Faith No More instead of listening to him and writing this instead of doing real work.
I was hoping I'd have made enough money on AdSense by now to abandon my job and steal all the profits from my blog. So far I have made zero.
Maybe I will make my millions from writing the questionnaire, if I live long enough to finish it that is and if anyone is bored enough to answer all the questions. I've been doing it for a month and the questions are not coming easily.
But it's Friday and I have three places to be tonight and I intend to drink my way to all three of them. Adele has a premeture hangover and a headache so I've just turned Ken Bruce up, ha!