Thursday, October 05, 2006

16:22

Forgot to tell you about our Great Gadget Giveaway (if you can think of a better title comments are welcome).

All these competitions are totally free to enter so what are you waiting for?

Nintendo Wii
Ipod Nano
Nintendo DS
Sony PSP
Sony Vaio Laptop
Toshiba TV

16:05

It's been a while...

Firstly, we survived the rumoured Leigionares disease only to have a new scare the following week when a house opposite our offices blew up in a gas explosion. We were evacuated (past the said house) and to a building (nearer to said house than our office is) for our own safety, where at 10:30 am we all had a pint each and went home. Not bad for a day's work.

As it's taken me such a long time to update this there are many, many, many new competitions on Win4now at the moment. Here are a few...

Free Christmas
Harvey Nichols Vouchers
Suzuki Swift Car
Family Tree Research Pack

Friday, September 08, 2006

14:11

Mass panic has entered the Win4now offices...

Kerry and Rob were feeling a bit sickly after lunch and have now convinced themselves and the rest of the office that Leigionares disease is infiltrating our offices through the air conditioning system.

The latest from Linda in personnel is...

"Here are the symptoms of the disease you all suspect you have I would advise that all who have symptoms attend the doctors asap and let personnel know the outcome." The list of symptoms followed and I think it's safe to say the only disease in the office is the horrific it's-nearly-the-weekend-and -I-want-to-go-home.

Design Martyn's response to this was...

"A bird sneezed on me this morning and a little bit of bird snot entered my nasal passages could I have bird flu?"

He's not convinced we're all done for and neither am I. I just wish it was half past five and I had a nice whiskey and coke in my hand.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

13:47

I've just had my lunch and ate way too much so now I'm ready for a snooze.

I'm still trying to finish the world's longest survey, if the Guiness Book of Records reject it after I've finished there will be tears. I'm onto the section on families now and there's really only so many questions I can think of to do with Grandparents and long lost relatives.

Helen had a dream that Adele was pregnant last night, apparently she was very upset about this. Adele's not pregnant but it sounds like an ace way to get a few months of work.

There's a debate on the radio about Steve Irwin's death, a woman's just rung up and said he deserved it - a bit harsh I think.

Friday, September 01, 2006

09:41

Today I have to try and finish putting together the longest questionnaire in the world. Have just walked to the water cooler to avoid doing it. Then I went to the loo. There is very little to do for distractions in this office, I've not even had any junk email to delete in the last fifteen minutes.
Ken Bruce is on the radio so I'm listening to Faith No More instead of listening to him and writing this instead of doing real work.
I was hoping I'd have made enough money on AdSense by now to abandon my job and steal all the profits from my blog. So far I have made zero.
Maybe I will make my millions from writing the questionnaire, if I live long enough to finish it that is and if anyone is bored enough to answer all the questions. I've been doing it for a month and the questions are not coming easily.
But it's Friday and I have three places to be tonight and I intend to drink my way to all three of them. Adele has a premeture hangover and a headache so I've just turned Ken Bruce up, ha!

Monday, August 14, 2006

I don't like Mondays

Because they're rubbish.
As I've already mentioned Monday's are not my thing. Rainy, chilly, August Monday mornings are even worse. We now have air conditioning so at least there's a good reason why the weather outside has cooled down. Why does the weather know these things? How can it know that as soon as we have the facility to cool down in our offices it decides not to bother being warm anymore?

I've noticed a less than positive response to this blog from many of my colleagues at Win4now - apparently the funniest thing about this blog is that it's obvious I don't know what to write about. Well, it's true.

So let me know what you want on this blog... office gossip, best new competitions, up coming changes to Win4now?

Let me know and there might even be a prize in it for you!

Monday, August 07, 2006

No mortgage for me

I've never been a fan of terrifying grown up things such as mortgages but I was fed up of paying someone else's mortgage off for them with my rent each month so I looked into acquiring the biggest lump of debt in my life. Unfortunately (or thankfully) I can't get a mortgage because I'm too poor - I blame my Win4now wages! So I am destined to rent my grubby house with toxic carpets for the near future.

To make things worse Paris Hilton is on the radio and the twenty foot drop outside the window is now looking very appealing.

But while I'm contemplating 'The Jump With No Bounce' check out these fantastic Win4now competitions whether your mortgage free or cash free or fancy a bit of investing.
It's worth remembering that more people are declaring bankruptcy now than ever before so can you afford not to try and get your hands on some free cash?
Win your mortgage paid for 2 months
Win £1001 in cash
Win £500 in cash
Win £5,000 in shares